grodus:

true friendship is being comfortable enough to openly discuss pornography with each other

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canadianslut:

*sprays febreze on your attitude*

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amoying:

it takes two to have anal, that’s why it’s called an anus

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current emotion: i need money

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01012012:

you never really know someone until you talk to them at 4 am

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